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The Ultimate Snuggles


i always feel so bad when people leave me nice messages and they’re like “i’m so sorry if this is creepy” like no are you serious you’re not creepy at all have you seen my blog i’m the fucking creepiest person alive


that lady was p cool she always wanted to teach us proper weed + sex safety (like ACTUAL sex safety) but she clearly wasn’t allowed to so she’d be like “im not gonna TELL YOU to GOOGLE DENTAL DAMS AND THE LIKE because THAT WOULD BE **WRONG**….”

(edit: altho we might be thinking of 2 different ppl bUT I KNOW U HAD THAT HEALTH/SCIENCE TEACHER WITH ME AT SOME POINT)

heheh the hangover thing was p great bc it tied in with our lesson regarding biochem. so it wasn’t censored, because technically it was relevant lol. :P

and it’s great bc i’ve not only saved myself from the depths of hangover hell (like today lmao) but i’ve also saved many a drunk bro with the power of Gatorade.

(Source: thatemperor)


fuck dating girls who are “naturally pretty.” date girls who are supernaturally pretty. date a hot ass ghost. date a fucking alien 

(Source: slayboybunny)

I had this one science teacher in high school who told us what to do when hung over, and even tho we were all fucking sophomores (and a few freshman, like me lol) who prolly didn’t give a shit about drinking, I decided to remember what she told me for future reference and I am 100000% glad I did bc jeebus.

If I ever meet her again somehow I am going to hit my knees and worship her as a goddess.


spending 300 hours developing characters that arent even main characters


liking them more than your main characters



OK first you’re being a total dick right now,
drunkfeferi sent: you are a wonderful celestial being and the world has been graced by your presence


u are a true bro
i love u too


DO U REMEMBER WHEN THIS WAS A THING AND I MADE IT FOR UR ASK? //oh my gode even drunk!perore thinkgs this is cheest ilu allie

dearfreja sent: y u want to put ur face in cat butt

i put my fface in cat tffdace and he purr he my boobboo